Candyman 3 Day of the Dead Movie Review

The third, and final entry in the Candyman franchise (at least for the next 22 years) Candyman 3: Day of the Dead is the story about when Candyman came back for the 3rd time, this time on the Day (blog post) of the Dead. A relatively by the numbers straight to video sequel, Day (blog post) of the Dead is... lacking, to say the least.Source: Candyma

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Halloween The Curse of Michael Myers Movie Review

So after Halloween 4 set up Jamie as the new killer... then.. Halloween 5 set up Jamie as the psychic girl, Halloween: The Curse of Michael Myers set up Jamie as a mildly important but mostly disposable character so we can get to the REAL important details! Which still aren't funny horror movies quite hammered out, don't make sense, and differ depe

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Hard Target Movie Review

The first John Woo film produced in Hollywood, Hard Target starring Jean-Claude Van Damme and Lance Henrickson was an interesting first impression. It had brilliant direction by Woo, despite the fact that he couldn't get Van Damme to listen to him on set. Rumors abound to this day that the movie was supposed to be much longer and delve into Henrick

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Skinamarink Movie Review

An extremely experimental horror experience, Skinamarink is divisive, to say the least. Officially released in 2023, this looks at most movies described as a "slow burn" and tells them "hold my molasses."We follow a handful of characters as supernatural events unfold, and... well, that's the whole plot right there. But it's really about (blog post)

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Star Wars Review

The king-daddy of science fiction media today.. sort of like Fallout 4 is the lord of post-apocalyptic RPGs, Star Wars needs no introduction. Thus, I'll just use this blurb to point out that until the early 80s, the film was (blog post) just called "Star Wars" as "Episode IV: A New Hope" wasn't tacked onto it just yet. That was but the first of the

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